my star turns into a cum squirt tomorrow mmm

here's some quiz i felt that doing to make this not so pointless


Are you 100% over the last person you kissed?

never kissed

Are you wearing something that belongs to someone else?

i don't think so

What are you doing tomorrow?

wake up, internet, sleep

Who's in your house right now?

mom dad cat

What is the last thing you did before finally falling asleep last night?

OHOHOHOH

This time last year, can you remember who you liked?

I'd rather not

What color shirt were you wearing when you had your last kiss?

n/a

Was last night terrible?

yes

Do you support abortions?

yes

Was your last kiss in a car?

never kissed never will etc.

Do you think anyone has feelings for you?

i dunno anymore

Have you ever ridden a horse?

yes i fell off

Are you wearing jeans right now?

i hate jeans

Are you a patient person?

Yes, surprisingly yes

Do you have a tattoo?

i hate tattoos

Would you rather be called 'baby' or 'honey?'

Neither, they send the wrong message in some uses

Do you sleep with a fan on?

yes lol

Do you own skinny jeans?

i hate jeans

Are you unhappy with someone right now?

i think idk

What was the last drink you had?

milk

Were you happy when you woke up today?

i was loopy

Do you have a bad temper?

not really

When is the next time you will kiss someone?
never

Can you honestly say that things are running smoothly for you?

it feels like i'm running only my body has been paralyzed from the waist down

come to think of it this mental image made me lol so hard

In the past week, have you felt stupid?

yes

Do you smoke weed everyday?

lol

Are you single?

yes

Have you ever gone to the zoo with a gf/bf before?

no sad2

Would you eat a cockroach for your last ex if they asked you?

depends on what i was promised

Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?

yes

Has a boy been in your room before?

Hmm1 yes

Do you miss anyone?

yesssss

Your enemy is at your doorstep begging for forgiveness, what would you do?

Forgive them

Are you waiting for anyone to call right now?

not rly


Have you ever kissed a complete stranger?

no lmao

Do you have a best friend?

yes

Do you hate anyone?

yes

Are you a jealous person?

I'm a green eyed monster lmao

Has anyone said they love you in the last week?

no

Are there any stressful situations in your life?

yes

Is there anyone who will always have a place in your heart?

yes

Today, would you rather go back a week or go forward a week?

forward

What are your FULL initials?

MAG

Do you know anyone that smokes pot?

ye

Is your hair longer than your shoulders?

no lmao

Last person you hugged?

my cat

Have you had sex with more than 25 partners?

i ain't no ho

Do you think the last person you kissed is nice?

augh

Have your friends ever randomly stopped by your house?

oh if only

Do you want someone back in your life?

yes

Has anybody ever given you butterflies?

yes

Are you close with your mother?

yes

Is there someone who meant a lot to you at one point and aren't around much anymore?

aughudgfudfhl

Is there a boy that you would do absolutely everything for?

yes

Is your room ever clean?

kinda

Is your heart broken right now?

idk

What are you most looking forward to?

nothing rly

Would you ever cut your hair into a mohawk for one thousand bucks?

yes kik

Who's the last person you rode in a car with?

brothers girlfriends car

Have you ever been pulled over? For what?

no no

Do you know anyone who's vegan?

yes

How do you like your eggs?

idk lmao

What's one conspiracy theory you agree with?

wa

Do you understand why John Lennon was a big deal?

no

Jared Leto: better actor or singer?

who

What's the creepiest children's show you've ever seen?

boo bah oh god

What's the last clothing article you put on?

my shorts

Where do you buy your groceries at?

i don't buy groceries lmao

Did you ever have a tamogotchi?

what

Are you a 90's baby?

1993, i think

[Has anyone ever yelled at you for their position in your top 8?]

wha

[What's the worst food ever?]

idk

[If you owned your own magazine, would you be on the cover every month?]

no

[Does watching cooking shows make you hungry?]

yessss

[How do you feel about guys painting their nails black?]

so gof

[Have you ever scared someone so badly that they cried?]

no i think that's cruel

[Do you have any real regrets in life?]

yes

[Have you ever gotten lost driving somewhere?]

i don't drive yet

[Tell me someone who's always late:]

idk

[Which female singer has the most annoying voice you've ever heard?]

anything on mtv anymore

[Write a message to yourself backwards:]
siht gniod ouy era yhw

[Do you own anything from a thrift store?]

Hmm1 idk

[When's the last time you wrote someone a note?]

today

[Have you ever tried origami?]

it wasn't a swan it was like a blob of goo in paper form if that makes sense

[Did you ever feed the ducks as a kid?]

NO THEY WERE SO MEAN TO ME AND SCARED ME

[What's your favorite myspace/facebook app?]

quizs

[Do you ever read the classifieds?]

yes lol

[Do you still have a CD player?]

no never

[What's the next song you'll listen to?]

Light&Magic - Ladytron

[Country music: yes or no?]

oh god lmao

[You're terminally ill, name 3 thing you must do before you pass away:]

idk
idk
idc

[What concert venue do you go to most often?]

concerts are for popular kids

[What was the last play you went to?]

idk

[Do your pants have pockets?]

i hate pants

[Did you have a favorite book as a kid? What was it?]

A Series of Unfortunate Events hahah

[Do you talk to yourself?]

yes it's a habit i'm trying to kick

[Do you hate when death metal bands font is so crazy you cant read the name]

i don't listen to death metal lmao

[Do you own a pair of those 'toes' socks?]

wha *googles* OH GOD NO THOSE THINGS LOOK SCARY

[Have you ever walked around all day with your fly open?]

yes lmao

[What's the last thing you heard someone say outloud?]

"you fucking idiot"

[Would you rather go a week without toilet paper or without showering?]

HMM JHHMM eww they're both so icky, but i'd go without showering since it's less icky

[When's the next time you have to go to work?]

WORK IS FOR BEBIS WORK IS SMALL TIME WORK IS EASY MODO

back to the topic at hand

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